Drug Companies:
Dispensers of Evil

by Emmett Harris

Is there no end to the lengths that pharmaceutical companies will go to rapaciously take advantage of good Americans who are dependent upon prescription drugs? Apparently not. Their latest affront against the consumer comes in the form of coupons and money-back guarantees. That’s right. In an effort to further stick it to their customers, the big drug companies are catering to the people who use their products. Oh, the humanity!

The situation is bad too. In some cases, these Beelzebubs of pharmacology are actually offering a one-month’s supply of encapsulated evil (a.k.a., their products) free. Their minions are dispersing the coupons via newspaper advertisements and web sites. Even some damned doctors have taken to handing over the coupons to their patients.

Fortunately, help is on the way. Congressman Robert E. Andrews of New Jersey, Saint Andrews to his subjects – Julie Andrews to those who are really close, has introduced H.R. 1063, the Drug Competition Act of 2001, which aims to forcefully enhance competition for prescription drugs. Like all great advancements in consumer welfare, this one too will emanate from the point of a gun. The bill would “increas[e] the ability of the Department of Justice and Federal Trade Commission to enforce existing antitrust laws regarding brand name drugs and generic drugs.” The bill’s purpose is to “deter pharmaceutical companies from engaging in anticompetitive actions or actions that tend to unfairly restrain trade.” Eliminating the monopolistic practices of the giant pharmaceutical companies will certainly be a boon to consumers, for, as indicated in the “findings” section of the proposed legislation, limited competition leads to higher prescription drug costs for all.

There is a curious aspect to the Drug Competition Act of 2001, which I mention at the risk of blaspheming against Representative Andrews. How is it that one part of the government can discourage “anticompetitive actions or actions that tend to unfairly restrain trade” while another part of the government issues patents that do exactly that? Hemant Shah, a pharmaceutical industry analyst in Warren, New Jersey claimed in a June 1, 2001 AP story that the issuance of coupons by the drug makers stems directly from the fact that many of their top-line drugs will soon lose patent protection. This, the large drug manufacturers realize, will rapidly lead to price reducing competition from companies that produce generic drugs. Perhaps my faith in Uncle Sam is lacking, but this sounds as if the government has policies that are working towards opposite ends.

Patents, which preclude competition by dictate of the government, seem to be singularly “anticompetitive.” Supporters justify the continued existence of patents based on the argument that were it not for the guarantee of legalized monopoly as a reward for their efforts, fewer companies would expend resources on research and development. This is especially true in the drug industry, where research and development costs are great. Mere mortals cannot hope to fathom the mystical circular reasoning employed therein because one of the primary reasons for the exorbitant research and development costs associated with prescription drugs is the approval process overseen by the Food and Drug Administration. The brazen disregard of cause-and-effect inspires awe.

At this point, I must beg the reader’s indulgence for my statements above. To the casual observer I am certain that it would appear as if I were implying that it is the government and not the evil pharmaceutical companies that is to blame for prescription drug prices that are higher than they would be otherwise. I say that that is not true. Representative Andrews and all of our other government shepherds have nothing less than our welfare at heart. Were it not for their tireless efforts we would surely suffer the unspeakable harm of having coupons and money-back guarantees imposed on us by that wicked cabal known as the pharmaceutical industry.

June 4, 2001

 

Emmett Harris lives in Dennis, Cape Cod. Visit his personal site at www.eeharris3.com.

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